… AND IN THIS CORNER, IN THE BLUE ROBE, TWO AND ONE HALF WEEKS OLD, WEIGHING IN AT 11 PLUS LBS., FROM THE ROUGH AND TUMBLE STREETS OF SOUTH JERSEY…

THE BRUISER!

HOT OFF THE PRESS

Hot off the press.

Here is the latest and greatest image of Brian Cooper. That is not a smile smeared across Rachel's face, it's a grimace from bearing such a heavy load. I am not sure of the recent numbers, but it appears as if this guy is close to 20 pounds. Christine and Victor are already screening telephone calls the Giants and Jets.

Victor: Be prepared to run your grill 24/7, that boy is going to be hungry!

Chris: Keep the photos coming.